Thursday, August 11, 2005

A few of Murphy's Laws (and other similar things)

1.If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.

2.
The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.

3.
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.

4.Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

5.
It's only illegal if you get caught..

6.
There are only two sentences you need to remember to survive in life:
  • I have no recollection of the events in question.
  • The cat did it.
7.
Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one will know the difference


8.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

9.
Murphy's Laws do not apply to those people who deserve it.

10.
Whichever of Murphy's Laws you expect to assert itself will not.
Raven's Law of Double-Negation

11.No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.

12
If at first you don't succeed, give up. No use being a damn fool.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

13
If you thought yesterday was bad, wait till you see what happens today.






9 comments:

Irritating specimen said...

hey murphys laws....btw where are my laws...nothing mentioned abt that naa...;)

nandini said...

@ash...nice to see you ash...long time...Murphy's Laws...Ash'a Laws...all the samething na?

Aishwarya Rao said...

@nandini -- machi cool ones di.. enjoyed reading them

@ash --- sweety write something on ur blog di... getting disappointed every day...

Random Access said...

Hey a lot of those are corrupted versions!!!

Random Access
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nandini said...

@RA...he he he ...you made the originals?

Random Access said...

no, but atleast I have read the originals :P

Random Access
The search has just begun !!!

Shashi Iyer said...

u believe in wat u say?

nandini said...

@sashi iyer... I find that whenever I am annoyed or irritated...one of the laws has come into play ;D

nandini said...

@RA...Oh well...Imitation is a form of admiration...