2.The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.
3.You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
4.Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
5.It's only illegal if you get caught..
6.There are only two sentences you need to remember to survive in life:
- I have no recollection of the events in question.
- The cat did it.
8.Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
9.Murphy's Laws do not apply to those people who deserve it.
10.Whichever of Murphy's Laws you expect to assert itself will not.
Raven's Law of Double-Negation
11.No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.
12If at first you don't succeed, give up. No use being a damn fool.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
13If you thought yesterday was bad, wait till you see what happens today.
9 comments:
hey murphys laws....btw where are my laws...nothing mentioned abt that naa...;)
@ash...nice to see you ash...long time...Murphy's Laws...Ash'a Laws...all the samething na?
@nandini -- machi cool ones di.. enjoyed reading them
@ash --- sweety write something on ur blog di... getting disappointed every day...
Hey a lot of those are corrupted versions!!!
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@RA...he he he ...you made the originals?
no, but atleast I have read the originals :P
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u believe in wat u say?
@sashi iyer... I find that whenever I am annoyed or irritated...one of the laws has come into play ;D
@RA...Oh well...Imitation is a form of admiration...
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