A few of Murphy's Laws (and other similar things)

1.If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.

2.The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.

3.You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.

4.Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

5.It's only illegal if you get caught..

6.There are only two sentences you need to remember to survive in life:

• I have no recollection of the events in question.
• The cat did it.

7.Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one will know the difference

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8.Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

9.Murphy's Laws do not apply to those people who deserve it.

10.Whichever of Murphy's Laws you expect to assert itself will not.

Raven's Law of Double-Negation

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11.No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.

12If at first you don't succeed, give up. No use being a damn fool.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

13If you thought yesterday was bad, wait till you see what happens today.

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